last post on this account, dont even know what im switching my url to (((((:

To my future wife…

supersmashkev:

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

this si so wild and out of this world my dude

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inbalanced:

wifikings:

I just found out about this app, it is so much better than snapchat and lets you send UNRECORDED photo, video, text and voice messages.

this is my favorite app, didn’t even know why people are still using snapchat haha

(via humorking)

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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scotsmcall:

when you follow someone and they follow back immediately

(via relahvant)

lustyr:

how do i die without telling my mom

(via rudber)